4th
Not-So-Good Vibrations
A dialogue for two parts. Resemblance to actual people and events is entirely intended.
Setting: Fortune 500 company, small conference room. Man and Woman are in the midst of conversation when the audience arrives.
Woman: By the way. I’m going to kill somebody if we don’t have sex soon.
Man: I’m nervous. You’re not on birth control anymore.
Woman: I know. Ok we don’t have to do it. But we have to do something.
Man: We should go to that shop and get you a vibrator.
Woman: No. [The word here does nothing to describe how this should actually be said. Use your imagination.]
Man: I thought I was being nice.
Woman accidentally lets slip that she has a blog in a passive-aggressive small hope Nick Man will find it and realize that errant vibrator comments have repercussions.
